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"Take It From Me, You Need A New Car!"

...says Art Dulin, founder and president of Dulin's Buick Dealership.

And now, Art is offering something new: door-to-door auto sales.

"No odometers means no odometer rollbacks!"

Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, rain or shine, Art's dealership rolls into town. He doesn't sell a car at every house, but most folks are eager to come out and see what he's parked on their lawn.

Art's showroom heads for town

And many customers are won over by the man who won't take "NO!!" for an answer. Art has been known to go to great lengths to please his prospective customers, including pursuing them at high speeds throughout the tri-county area.

"$10,000 same as cash!"

 

So the next time Art knocks on your door, don't hesitate. Join the hundreds of people who have peeked through their curtains and said, "Honey, there's a salesman on the porch."

"Watch a trained salesman used your bathroom!" 

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Contents

Upward Mobility

Prof Loses Job Over Racial Flap

Dean Declares That Free Speech Is More Like Accordions Than We Think

Fictional People Write To Fictional People

Pinwheel In Space!

Mexican Chili Arrives!

Chrislip Baseball Coach Lou Effinger Speaks Out

Dean Marner Censures Theater Chief

Odorless Flower Invented!

Phobias, Phonecians, Grandpa Bunderson, et cetera

Jerry Lewis Scares People

Music Prof Demonstrates Hamlisch Maneuver

Ask Max Trask

Liberace Lives!

There's a Hoax Bruin

Take It From Me, You Need A New Car!

Harryville

Mayor Misses Meeting - Suffering From Phantom Hat

Another Senseless Attack

Chrislip City Planner Lunches With Clinton: "Close Enough To Pop Him!"

Man Sits On Toilet and Refuses To Go

My First Date

Seals With A Kiss

Little Leaguer Injured In Mishap

Funeral Home Offers Sleigh Rides

Fame